And Then I Farkled All Over Myself...

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Fandom/Universe: Hey Arnold!, WoW, The Sims 2
Character(s): Curly, Eugene, Helga, Arnold, Fuzzyslipper/Maggot, Kaylynn


( She's got an army of saints armed with her prayers... )

a/n: Hey, I'm not dead. I'm just kind of beat right now. Been working a lot lately and not really drawing or writing at all. :\

I miss you guys. Sorry that this mini artdump is lame.

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Fandom/Universe: The Sims 3
Character(s): Bella, Mortimer

Notes: Last part of my Bella/Mortimer/(Kaylynn!) spam for now. Kaylynn isn't in this part at all either. Just my awesome OTP being adorable and cuddly and FULL OF LOVE.


( Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try to fix you. )

a/n: Lol, this turned out much more sappy and full of story-ness than I had expected it too.

I have a weird sort of storyline in my head for the Goths. I mean, most of it follows the canon, but it also throws Kaylynn into the mix and how she relates to Bella and Mortimer and how eventually Mortimer pays her in Elixir of Life if she'll just stay out of their lives (because it's killing Bella, just a bit). And the whole storyline would end with Bella returning to PV with her memories fixed up and ready to find Mortimer and explain, but by that point Cassandra is gone and Dina's living her house and Alexander is nowhere to be found.

And Mortimer is maybe/probably dead dead dead and (AN ETERNALLY YOUNG) Kaylynn is hanging by his grave and she and Bella talk and it's HORRIBLY DEPRESSING, because I apparently love to fuck with my OTPs....

PS That last line BUGS me, but I can't think of anything to replace it with. HALP.

1) Um, I went on another friending frenzy and have pretty much added anyone who had added me without saying anything. HELLO LURKERS ILU!

2) The Kink Meme is off to a good, but slow start. Seriously people. LET'S SEE SOME pr0n! Request! And write! And have fun! I'm now behind on my request to fic ratio, but it's cool, because THERE AREN'T ENOUGH REQUESTS. NEED MOAR.

Also! Somebody filled out one of my requests! Now, I don't want to give it away, but IT WAS DAMN HOT. AND HAD MANY OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. AND WAS HOT.

I wish I could settle on a way to draw Kaylynn/Bella/Mortimer. I keep pulling bits and pieces from each game and nothing is working.

3) You guys have no idea how bad this stupid fic idea of Kaylynn and Mortimer getting together after Bella's disappearance and explanations for why Kaylynn is so young and Kaylynn so OBVIOUSLY wanting to both BE Bella and wanting to be WITH Bella. Also, she'd totally sleep with Mortimer. And probably wear Bella's clothes at some point. And Mortimer is all GRUMPY AND RESERVED and like: "YOU ARE NOT HER AND YOU WILL NEVER BE HER SO STOP TRYING." which just makes Kaylynn even sadder, because it's TRUE.

Oh man. This is why I love the Sims 3. Because it makes me go: "WTF KAYLYNN/MORTIMER/BELLA?! DO WANT!"

4) I can't draw. I just... CAN'T DO IT. Everything comes out looking awful. I hate it.

5) Bannon and Ayesha had twin girls named Zoe and Dee who are now teens and I love them. Zoe is all pointy and Dee looks like a Drag Queen. Dee is also totally my favorite. I also have maybe managed to extract Bannon, but I am not entirely sure. I'll upload him somewhere eventually. I am lazy.

6) Okay. TS1 and 2 Mortimer do NOTHING for me. But he grows up SO WEIRDLY HANDSOME AND GRUMPY AND EYEBROW-LICIOUS in TS3. Also, my grown up Mortimer will NOT have a mustache. NO. But uhhh, I never expected to fall for him like I have. He just... I LOOOOOVE him. I cannot explain it. I am collecting screenshots from ALL OVER THE INTERNET to turn into icons of him and Bella and LOOOOOOOVE.

So, I might have made an anonymous kink meme for the Sims....

I'll give you guys the link to the comm soon enough and ask you to PIMP IT OUT, but for now I just need input.

What should I allow as far as what kind of sims should be allowed? Because the problem is that you can make ANYONE with the sims and so you venture into RPF and even weirder than Sim celebrity RPF would be the inevitable Sim player RPF. I don't mind RPF even if it ain't my thing, but it seems like it could get REALLY wanky REALLY fast if we start bringing in internet personas and that sort of thing. And wank in a porn meme is upsetting.

So I'm thinking about saying no RPF Sims at all, but am worried about the backlash that might cause. But not REALLY worried. It's just like... I can see the inevitable wank storm it might bring, but I think it'd be good for the Sims comm to hear 'no' or even just "I am sad for you but thems the breaks."

I also thought about just limiting it to premades, but that's no fun! People definitely have ships from other's legacies or their own or even from somebody else's story and I think it'd be neat to have that option available.

I AM SO CONFLICTED.

Tell me what you think!

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Fandom/Universe: The Sims 3
Character(s): Bannon Gun, Ayesha


( My ~sexyfine~ Bannon Gun and his Best Gal are beneath this cut! )

a/n: More TS3 spam! How lucky for you guys! It's more of Bannon and my his Sim Girlfriend, Ayesha.

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Fandom/Universe: The Sims 3!
Character(s): Mortimer, Bella


( And as the vision fades, I'll say I was blinded by your eyes. I felt them burn. )

a/n: Seriously, none of you should be at all surprised by this. The background is OMGSOLAZY, but BELLA AND MORTIMER ARE ADORABLE AND OTP!

Ugh, I don't wanna go to work. I just wanna doodle and relax until later when I get a chance to PLAAAAAAAAY.

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Fandom/Universe: The Sims 2 (for Left Our Love)
Character(s): Don, Nina


( I just want to know which one to go with... )

a/n: So which version do you like? The only difference is that the second one's rockin' a little gaussian blur. I kind of like the fuzziness of the second one and kind of hate it. I'll probably end up going with my gut even if popular opinion decides on the opposite version, but I'd love any input.

Oh and the sketchy style of this is VERY heavily inspired by This Kingdom Hearts fancomic.

ETA: THE HELGA/ARNOLD SHIP MANIFESTO IS DONE AND IT IS AWESOME GO READ IT OMG GO READ IT NOW!!!! IT'S HERE: click here for something that is awesome and amazing and omg CLICK HERE!!!!!!!!

Title: Flight
Fandom/Universe: Avatar
Character(s): Zuko, Aang
Rating: K+


( Zukaang )

Title: Obvious
Fandom/Universe: Hey Arnold!
Character(s): Rhonda, Harold
Rating: K+


( Rhonda/Harold )

Title: Facts
Fandom/Universe: The Sims 2
Character(s): Lilith, Nina
Rating: Teen


( Pleasantview )

Title: Ick
Fandom/Universe: Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM
Character(s): Sally, Sonic, Robotnik
Rating: Teen

( Sonic/Robotnik )

Title: Fire
Fandom/Universe: The Sims 2
Character(s): Lilith, Darren
Rating: Teen


( The Sims 2 )

a/n: Can be ignored if you already read your drabble in the comments. I just wanted to collect them all in one place.

You can still request a drabble at this post.

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Fandom/Universe(s): Avatar: the Last Airbender, Ternion, Ragamuffins, Shenanigans!, Sonic the Hedgehog, Hey Arnold!, The Sims 2
Character(s): Sokka, Toph, Nor, Calvin, Taran, Kate-Bear, Brian, Alyssa, Gil, Negas, Pear, Ratchet Bur, Helga, Arnold, Lenne, Ripp


( Without you, baby I'm not me. )

a/n: A desktop screenshot of all the pictures I'm working on at the moment. Some of them have been sitting around for far too long (the Favorite Whale as a Bear - ain't that confusing? - pic or the top right Ternion which has been hanging around unfinished since the summer).