Fanart - HA!/SHWC - Helga and Post 40

[leskuh]

ART

Fandom/Universe: Hey Arnold!, SHWC
Character(s): Helga, Ophelia










a/n: Helga in my own sort of style and looking purty and older and a fun Phi drawing? Ugh, I know they are not very interesting. :(

I drew you guys something now give me love. I'm like seriously stressed out about the stupidest thing right now and I'm making myself sick and it's so dumb and argh. Seriously, gimme crazy comments, half-assed fic, silly pictures of your toes - ANYTHING. I just want to stop being a miserable grump.

Comments

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Want to hear something crazy? My little toe has two toenails. Well, it's one, but it's split in two. Weird, huh?

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Oh that's weird. Two as in one atop the other or like side-by-side?

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Side by side. There's a little mini toenail on the outside of the normal one. I'm weird.

In art school, I met a guy who had five balls. three normal sized balls and two mini balls. How's that for weird? (And, yeah... he must have had extra testosterone, because he was pretty aggressive. :P)

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

You are weird! It's okay though, I am charmed by your weird sixth toenail.

D: That is... ridiculous. I-I honestly don't know what to say to that.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

Also, this is my hand:



Don't you love my ugly blue carpet and now my ugly fake wood desk? Class, I tell you.

Also, I'm ~married~. ^_^ See the ring? No engagement ring, because I didn't want one.

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Your fingers are so bony! But you have really pretty nails. I actually have REALLY weird thumbs, but I have no camera with me so I cannot show you. :( But they're really small and squishedish and look like the nails been cut off.

I think your ugly blue carpet has character! And the desk is awesome ass well.

You're married? :O I am ~shocked~.

[strange-tomato.livejournal.com]

They are super bony and knuckley. They look older than I am too. I've been told I have "intelligent hands," which is a code word for "ugly hands." The nails are okay. My mother has beautiful nails, and my father hand ugly ones, and I'm somewhere in between (the hands are a carbon copy of my mother's). I cut my nails down as short as possible. The one time I had a manicure (for the wedding), I was told off for cutting them that short. Oh well.

The carpet is hilarious. This used to be my SO's bedroom when he was like seven years old (we're house sitting for his parents). There's funny fireworks wallpaper too.

I know. How shocking. O_O

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

Haha, they do look like older hands. No one in my family has very pretty hands, but my dad's got some really ugly feet.

Awww, see the carpet DOES have character! Feel up to taking a picture of the funny fireworks wallpaper?

Right? This information came out of NOWHERE.