Sally couldn’t say it was completely unexpected, but she still isn’t quite sure how it got to this point. There were plenty of clues, sure. Sonic was priority one after all, even though they’d all assumed it was because he was, y’know, a threat. And Sonic tormented Robotnik like it was nobodies business. He even had that snarky nickname for him - Ro-butt-nik. Clever, or as clever as Sonic got anyway.

So Sally wasn’t half as surprised as she ought to have been. She was a pretty smart ground-squirrel after all.

But that didn’t meant that she didn’t get a little nauseous every time she accidentally walked in on one of their hedgehog-human snogging fests.

Ick.


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a/n: I would have written Griff/Ari, but that would have meant digging out my DVDS and I was LAAAAAZY. SO YOU GET SONIC/ROBOTNIK. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

Also, I love Harold/Rhonda and Patty/Rhonda, but Harold/Patty just hits all my "NO." buttons.