Fanart - The Office - Dwight/Pam, iScribble 30

[leskuh]

ART

Fandom/Universe: The Office
Character(s): Dwight, Pam

WARNINGS: Uh. It gets fairly sexual by the last picture.






Please ignore the "@LeSkuh/@FarkledAgain" nonsense. I'm adding them to art that I put on tumblr in the hopes that the things I post will be easy to trace back to me.

First attempt at Dwight and Pam! Bizarrely, I think I draw Dwight pretty well and suck at making Pam look like herself. :\




My original idea for this was that Dwight would be totally wasted off his ass and all: "You're so adorable, Pam. You are the cutest. Can I touch your pretty, pretty hair?" and Pam is very much: "I AM NOT SURE HOW TO HANDLE THIS ALSO I DO NOT FIND HIS CLOSENESS TO BE A HORRIBLE THING? OH NO."




I gave Dwight a farmer's tan, because I like in PA and I understand such tans very well. My favorite is actually when you wear sneakers and shorts and then you get tan except on your ankles/feet. HILARIOUS AND MY FAVORITE.



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EVERYONE UNFRIEND ME IMMEDIATELY. I AM SO SORRY. SO SO SORRY. It is not my fault! There is no smut of these two ANYWHERE (<- partial lie as there is one vaguely smutty fic). IT REALLY HURTS ME. I'm sorry to be the one to bring this down upon the world, flist. I HAVE NO EXCUSE.






a/n: OKAY FLIST. I have provided you with visual fodder now go write me 1000 Dwight/Pam smut fics!

...if only fandom worked like that. *suffering sigh*

To anyone on my flist that thinks Dwight/Pam is spiffy - THIS POST IS FOR YOU. To everyone else who is going O___O at their screens... I am so so sorry. (<-LIE)

Comments

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TO HAPPEN. BUT IT DID AND IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

And terrible. WHERE IS ALL THE FIIIIIIIC. D: D: D:

I think I found like... 10-15 D/P fics in total and the majority of them are friendship stories! NO. I WANT SMOOCHINGS. AND ACCIDENTALLY FALLING INTO LOVE/LUST WITH ONE ANOTHER. And Jim making this face every day O___O. GIMME GIMME GIMME fandom! D:

[alison-swift.livejournal.com]

HNNGGGHHH I WANT TO WRITE FIC BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT

Jim would possibly die. He would not be able to handle it.

[leskuh.livejournal.com]

If you really want to I will think of a billion prompts for you! Like "Dwight is drunk and thinks Pam's hair is the prettiest and Pam is like 'oh boy' and probably she is a little tipsy too and then somehow they accidentally make out or whatever. Jim doesn't find out, but if he did he'd make this face :c"

Or whatever.

Jim would explode. Just... shut it all down, he'd say. SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE. DO NOT PASS GO. WHY ARE THE POLICE OUTSIDE? OH GOD WHAT. PAM AND DWIGHT ARE MAKING OUT I DON'T - D: D: D:

That would be Jim's reaction. YES.