If you really want to I will think of a billion prompts for you! Like "Dwight is drunk and thinks Pam's hair is the prettiest and Pam is like 'oh boy' and probably she is a little tipsy too and then somehow they accidentally make out or whatever. Jim doesn't find out, but if he did he'd make this face :c"

Or whatever.

Jim would explode. Just... shut it all down, he'd say. SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN. TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE. DO NOT PASS GO. WHY ARE THE POLICE OUTSIDE? OH GOD WHAT. PAM AND DWIGHT ARE MAKING OUT I DON'T - D: D: D:

That would be Jim's reaction. YES.